What's a girl to do???

Had a crappy nite at work!!! Of course what else is new.... I should change my thought process before I go into work... (Ok girl this is gonna be a really crappy nite) then maybe just maybe I'll amaze myself and have a good one... Yeah probably not... So one of the girls asks me Hey wanna go n have a drink after work?? Yea sure why not... Then she proceeds to tell me where her and a few other people from work are going... (this shady place been there a few times, not my favorite... as you sit there your wondering is my car gonna be there when I'm ready to leave) Yeah na... I start to drive there... Thinking about that very thought... Na fuc it, I'm not going.... So I start to drive home... Yeah but a drink sounds really good (thinking to self as I drive) SOOOOO I stop in a local joint on the way home, thinking maybe I'll run into a few people in there... Walk in... do the quick scan... yeah nope no luck there.... Only person I knew was the tender and the owner... AAAHHH well sit down, & have a drink... Chit chat for a few... Looking like shyt (scrubs and all)... This guy sits down... Drunken self and all.... Thinking to self: Oh lord here we go.... Here comes the magic question, "Are you a nurse??" Ring a ding ding... I predicted that one.... So many times I want to say No I work at McDonalds.... But no, I hold back the anger.... and reply... Why yes I am how could you have known?? Well your outfit kind of gives it away; he says... Thinking to self ok dumbazz please just get up and exit stage left... But no not my luck... He keeps on talking and talking and talking... Thinking to self... Lord please let me outta here... Just then my cel rings, thinking thank god... Looking at the caller ID...Going Oh shyt... It's my girlfriend from Madison, who loves to call and talk about her life issues at 1am... To answer the phone or not answer the phone??? So I excuse myself... After I slam my drink of course... Mean while the phone is ringing (I love nascar) the drunk is amused "I love that song... See we are destine to be together" (thinking oooh lord get me the fuc outta here) as my azz is running for the door... (As the tender is yelling "leave her the fuc alone she's married")I throw my girl the tender I good tip, say my goodbye and out I go... Meanwhile, my friend is sobbing on the phone....Thinking to self...Lord here we go.. Listen for a few minutes, offer my advice and do the oooh your braking up....gimme a call tomorrow...my phone is cutting out... Mean yes I know, but sometimes... I just want to choke her! Meanwhile I'm sure my other friend from work is gonna call and cuss me out for not showing up... Ah well, Life goes on!!!!!!