What a f**kin crazy week!?!?




Once again work was psychotic this week! It seriously had to be the cold front moving in, especially yesterday!!! I love taking care of people who don't want to be taking care of!! Yeah rite! My patient assignment consisted of a cute lil old lady who was so pleasant and appreciative even though she was in so much pain. THEN!!! My other patient was a detox (cocaine) young man who insisted on cussing me out, ripping out IVs and almost hit me!! Gotta luv it!! Let me tell ya if I wasn't punched in ooooo hell it woulda been on!! But of course I spent more time dealing with him then trying to take care of my lil lady because he was being such a pain in the azz. Finally he said the magic words of I want to leave against medical advice (AMA)... GLADLY let me get you the paperwork (ya lil f**ker) (I was thinking). Called the doc and said get down here now he wants to leave AMA. MD arrived and said he cant leave, I'm thinkin the hell he can't.. He says he's on a police hold. Well let me call his ride for him and then they can deal with him. So I did. They showed up and said we can't take him... Thinking once again the hell you can't.... They say he hasn't been medically cleared... I look at the officer, frustrated, irritated and annoyed and said...Oh he will be... Called the doc back...Get your happy azz back down here and clear this young man so they can take him!! Oh I can't do that...Thinking once again the hell you can't...umm yes now you must! Long story short! The cops take the kid! I'm thinking to self Thank God!! The charge nurse tells me guess what I have another patient for you!! OOOOh yaaaay!! Patient arrives almost the same identical situation!! I'm thinking WTF is going on today!! Told the charge this one will be outta here in 30 minutes... Called the MD pager on the orders, guess what same doc (WTF)... He comes clears the patient!! After arguing with me for 5 minutes... Called the cops!! Guess what?? Same cop shows up!! We were both laughin our azzez off!! How crazy is that!! 29 minutes later the fella was on his way out the door to Milwaukee County Mental Hospital!!! Word to the wise, Don't mess with the nurses!! HA HA HA!!!! All I can say is THANK GOD I'M OFF TIL MONDAY!!!! Tomorrow I will be on my way to HO-Chunk to win some cash!! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!!! Have a great weekend everybody!!!